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-- New jokes for friends
Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry Someone Else,
Forget Me Forever !!
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Funny Boyfriend: Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi, Na Tere Jaane Ka Gam,
Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi, Doosri Pata
Leinge Hum…

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Reporter : rahul ji,

Aaj Aapne Kaun Sa Cartoon Dekha ?

Rahul : Tum Logon Ko Bus Yahi
Baatein Poochni Hoti Hai

Reporter- Okay, Ye Batao,
How Should RBI Fight These
Inflationary Trends With
Minimum Intervention In The Money
Markets ?

Rahul - HeHehe, tum to bura maan
gai,
Maine Pogo Ke Saare Cartoons Dekh
Daale..!!

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Boy : May I kiss u?

Girl : No

Boy again : May I kiss u?
Girl : No..

Boy desperately asks :
PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS
U?
Girl : Kutte,
kamine... Main Teacher thodi
naa hun jo permission
maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar
sakta kya...

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1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke
Udas Baita
Tha
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Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha
Yaar
tu Udaas Q Hai......??
. Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura
hai.
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Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
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Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi.
0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne
Naukri Se
Nikal Diya.
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Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER
Milaya
Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya...

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Dad:Itni Raat ko Kaha gaye the?
Me:GF se milne
D:Kiss liye?
Me:Yep
D:Nalayak mai puch raha hu kiss liye?
Me:han bahut liye

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Girlfriend ko palko par bitha lo
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Deke khushi uske saare gum
chura lo
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pyar karo uski saheli ke samne
itna
ki
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uski saheli bhi kahe janu mujhe
bhi pata lo.......... Hahahaha boys

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Mistake Mistake Mistake..
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake,
its a new law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory..!!
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a "MISTAKE"!

Esaaa kyun hai..

Saada Haqqq
ethee rakh..

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In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks-
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British- I will sleep now.
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American- I want to work on internet.
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German- I will watch movies now.
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Chinese- I will listen to music now.
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INDIAN- Hat Paliot Aaj tera bhai plane
chalayega..!!
Proud 2 be Indian

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Sonia G once visited School and asked the kids " Bacho agar koi sawaal puchna hai toh pucho!!

Pappu bola mere 3 sawaal hai :
1) Aap khud Prime Minister kyu nahi bani??
2) Ramleela maidan mein police kisne bheji thi??
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss Bank mein hai??😧

Isse pehle k SoniaJi jawaab deti.. half time ki bell baj gayi.....

After half time..again in d class... nw Bablu stands up n asks... Madam mere 5 savaal hai

Teen to Pappu wale...... 1; 2; 3 aur
4) Half time ki bell 20min pehle kaise baji?

aur akhri sawaal....

5) Pappu kaha hai ??

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